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Newbie friendly should work both ways!
[INFO] Star Wars: Galactic Insights welcomes Dayrion, who has just come to play!
Comm: Dayrion has entered the game.
ADM:OOC) Banner: Dayrion!
(NEWBIE) Dayrion: hello?
(ADM:OOC) Banner: How's it goin'?
[INFO] Star Wars: Galactic Insights will miss Dayrion, who has decided to leave. :'(
Comm: Dayrion has quit. |
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Quote: 47; Rating: 3; [+|-]
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Banner teaching Malice how to fly ships:
Malice says, 'lotta work'
'if they ever make ships in the future you can gimme a ride', remarks Malice. |
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Quote: 7; Rating: 2; [+|-]
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(IMM:OOC) Vankyre: Can I take up the rear? Meaning last? I like a tired woman. |
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Quote: 21; Rating: 2; [+|-]
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(OOC) Videra: he was like "wait before you kick my ass let me
explain" |
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Quote: 22; Rating: 2; [+|-]
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'Man, I'm gonna go woohoo my simulated wife on the sims 3.', Banner says.
Banner declares, 'Who I've named Vankyra.' |
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Quote: 41; Rating: 2; [+|-]
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This all happened while I was totally AFK and in another room.
(OOC) Rushak gives you a long and passionate kiss.
(OOC) Rushak gives you a long and passionate kiss.
(OOC) Rushak gives you a long and passionate kiss.
(OOC) Rushak gives you a long and passionate kiss.
(OOC) Rushak gives you a long and passionate kiss.
(OOC) Rushak gives you a long and passionate kiss.
(OOC) Puriten rears back and slaps Rushak for his stupidity.
(NEWBIE) Ryker: lol wow.
(NEWBIE) Puriten: damit hes mine
(OOC) Puriten spanks you playfully. OUCH!
(OOC) Puriten spanks you playfully. OUCH!
(OOC) Rushak: :( He's mine.
(IMM:OOC) Banner: Okay, never walking away from the computer while still visible again.
I think this more than proves Rushak's .. y'know, sexual appetite.. |
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Quote: 48; Rating: 2; [+|-]
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NEWBIE) Darth Guuran Ragnos: wow...your smarter than me for your age
Psst .. doesn't take much, Guuran! :) |
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Quote: 57; Rating: 2; [+|-]
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(OOC) Ubraxis: What the hell man.
(OOC) Ubraxis: The internet is a horrible place.
(OOC) Veen: What makes you say that?
(OOC) Ubraxis: I just spent an hour chatting up someone who I just realised is 14.
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Quote: 8; Rating: 1; [+|-]
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An Immortal: A buddy of mine got arrested for overly dancing when drunk. They asked him to stop, but he just kept going. Twas amusing.
Banner: Ovary dancing? What's that?
An Immortal: He was bustin all the old moves in some club. |
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Quote: 9; Rating: 1; [+|-]
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Proof that Vankyre is gay.
(ADM:OOC) Lenzar: Night all
(IMM:OOC) Vankyre: G'night hunny. |
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Quote: 10; Rating: 1; [+|-]
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(IMM:OOC) Banner: Gato has a whole drawer to himself in my misbehavior filing cabinet.
(IMM:OOC) Gato: he she said she was 18!
(IMM:OOC) Banner: Heshe?
(IMM:OOC) Banner: Wtf?
(IMM:OOC) Gato: .. *hey* |
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Quote: 15; Rating: 1; [+|-]
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(OOC) Axyden: what happens if theres no engys around
(IMM:OOC) Banner: The mother dies when the baby is born.
(IMM:OOC) Gato: No wonder you kept trying to get me to have your baby. |
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Quote: 38; Rating: 1; [+|-]
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I was talking to Pharius about his alt getting killed by bounty hunters on another MUD.
[Immortal] Banner: 'They got on the DH?'
[Immortal] Pharius: 'No, they started hiring more than hunters... A pilot shot my shit up.' |
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Quote: 51; Rating: 1; [+|-]
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(IMM:OOC) Gato: How would you guys like Droid pets?
(OOC) Nel: They should be collapsible so you can carry them.
(IMM:OOC) Gato: it's a droid.. not a damn tent. |
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Quote: 54; Rating: 1; [+|-]
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Banner: Yeah, I've heard that Chitarri likes men too
Banner: Damn, mischan.
Chitarri: Only you, sweet cheeks. |
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Quote: 61; Rating: 1; [+|-]
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Yes, Immortals CAN roleplay! (And yes, we do get bored ..)
[Immortal] Seraphim: 'STATUS REPORT!'
[Immortal] Preksor: 'SHE'S GIVIN IT ALL SHE'S GOT CAPTAIN!!!'
[Immortal] Seraphim: 'MAN THE AFT TURRET, LIEUTENANT!'
[Immortal] The End Is Nigh: 'WE DON'T HAVE A TURRET'
[Immortal] Seraphim: '.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY TURRET?'
[Immortal] Preksor: '*Slowly steps backwards*'
[Immortal] The End Is Nigh: 'QUICK, SOMEONE MAN PREKSOR'
[Immortal] Seraphim: 'GET ON THAT PREKSOR!'
[Immortal] Preksor: 'HOW DO I MAN MYSELF!!!?'
[Immortal] The End Is Nigh: 'YOU CLIMB IN THE BACK DOOR!'
[Immortal] Seraphim: 'LIEUTENANT, CLIMB INTO THE PREKSOR TURRET'S BACKDOOR AND GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT!'
(IMM:OOC) Preksor: Yea, I had a strange feeling this would turn into a gay joke
(IMM:OOC) Preksor: MC
[Immortal] Seraphim: 'Logged.'
[Immortal] Preksor: 'Man me End, Man me!' |
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Quote: 6; Rating: 0; [+|-]
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You ask a clerk for a quest.
'The Galaxy's most heinous criminal, Sleejat, has escaped from the maximum security prison!', a clerk bellows in Common.
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Quote: 14; Rating: 0; [+|-]
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(OOC) Jaraq: learn something new every day
(IMM:OOC) Banner: With you, thats more than true.
(OOC) Jaraq: imm at least ill admit it lol |
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Quote: 60; Rating: 0; [+|-]
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(IMM:OOC) Gato: How would you guys like Droid pets?
(OOC) Nel: They should be collapsible so you can carry them.
(IMM:OOC) Gato: it's a droid.. not a dam tent. |
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Quote: 23; Rating: 0; [+|-]
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[Arena]: Banner had their ass HANDED TO THEM by Preksor!!!
(Banner won that match, but the Arena loves Preksor.) |
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Quote: 24; Rating: 0; [+|-]
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(OOC) Halan dives under his blankey
(OOC) Halan: t*... blankeT*
(OOC) Halan: BLANKET I TELL YOU |
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Quote: 26; Rating: 0; [+|-]
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(OOC) Dalenn: why isn't there a 'youngest' hiscore table?
(OOC) Dante: because that would be heaps of people?
(IMM:OOC) Seraphim: Because it checks for the highest number, not the lowest.
(IMM:OOC) Seraphim: It's hiscore, not loscore.
(OOC) Ulivv: LOL
(OOC) Dante: haha
(OOC) Dalenn: actually..
(OOC) Dalenn: well yeah
(OOC) Dalenn: most deaths...most failed quests...
(OOC) Dalenn: I see
(IMM:OOC) Seraphim: I'm always right. :-/
(OOC) Dalenn: I know
(IMM:OOC) Seraphim: Logged.
(OOC) Ulivv: NOOOO |
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Quote: 35; Rating: 0; [+|-]
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(IMM:OOC) Banner: Oh wait, I have the power to disable OOC .. muhaha.
(NEWBIE) Puriten: do it
(NEWBIE) Telemachus: BANNER DISABLES OOC ALL THE TIME GET OVER IT
(NEWBIE) Puriten: it turns me on when u silence me |
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Quote: 44; Rating: 0; [+|-]
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(OOC) Rushak: Lindsay Lohan is hot...
(IMM:OOC) Daris: You ruined it, Rushak... and don't lie, you like men.
(OOC) Kira: So he is gay?
(OOC) Kaitlin: He has to say that. It's just a cover
(IMM:OOC) Daris: Saying Lindsay Lohan is hot isn't going to convince us otherwise.
(OOC) Rushak: Yes, Gay means happy in my country.....
(IMM:OOC) Banner: So you admit to being gay?
(OOC) Rushak: Yes.
(OOC) Rushak: Wait....
(IMM:OOC) Daris: Logged.
(OOC) Rushak: No...
(OOC) Rushak: WAIT!!??!?!?? |
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Quote: 45; Rating: 0; [+|-]
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(OOC) Kira: Wait...who has a dick in Rushak's ass?
(OOC) Kaitlin rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.
(OOC) Kira: I hate ooc.
(OOC) Artulius: I love it
(OOC) Princess Kaitlin Marok: That's an awesome quote |
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Quote: 46; Rating: 0; [+|-]
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(IMM:OOC) Banner: I don't do same sex weddings, just in case you were wondering, Rushak.
(OOC) Rushak: FUCK YOU BANNER! WHY CAN'T YOU BE CONSIDERATE FOR THE GAY SOCIETY!!!
(OOC) Rushak: (I'm not gay btw)
(IMM:OOC) Daris: Liar. |
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Quote: 50; Rating: 0; [+|-]
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[Immortal] Vaek: 'So remember that twi'leks gone wild thing those morts were doing?'
[Immortal] Zantetsuken: 'LOL'
[Immortal] Zantetsuken: 'What about it?
[Immortal] Vaek: 'I actually had to comtemplate (seriously) if I was turned on or not'
[Immortal] Vaek: 'It was a battle.'
[Immortal] Vaek: 'Yeah...don't know why I just remember that..'
[Immortal] Vaek: 'In the end I just ended up jerking it and passing out naked on the roof again *sigh*'
[Immortal] Zantetsuken: 'WTF?'
[Immortal] Vaek: 'ROFL'
[Immortal] Zantetsuken: 'Hold on, let me read that again..'
[Immortal] Vaek: 'ROFL'
[Immortal] Zantetsuken: 'I MUST have read it wrong.'
[Immortal] Zantetsuken: 'Type it again, but fix whatever you typed wrong.'
[Immortal] Vaek: 'In the end I just ended up playing star wars battlefront
for 8 hours and passing out after I hadn't ate in a few days *sigh*' |
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Quote: 59; Rating: 0; [+|-]
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(OOC) Tendou nods solemnly.
(OOC) Tendou nods solemnly.
(ADM:OOC) Banner wonders why Tendou double nods.
(OOC) Tebryn: his neck is use to that motion |
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Quote: 63; Rating: 0; [+|-]
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(OOC) Halan dives under his blankey
(OOC) Halan: t*... blankeT*
(OOC) Halan: BLANKET I TELL YOU |
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Quote: 65; Rating: 0; [+|-]
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[OOC] (The Galactic Empire) Keylan: 'You're on Coruscant right now Vaelius =)'
[OOC] (The Galactic Empire) Keylan: 'bah, mischan'
[OOC] (The Galactic Empire) Keylan: 'bah, mischan'
[OOC] (The Galactic Empire) Keylan: 'bah, mischan'
[OOC] (The Galactic Empire) Keylan: 'bah, mischan'
[OOC] (The Galactic Empire) Keylan: '...'
[OOC] (The Galactic Empire) Keylan: 'Wow.'
(OOC) Keylan: You're on Coruscant right now Vaelius =) |
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Quote: 68; Rating: 0; [+|-]
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Quote: 73; Rating: 0; [+|-]
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(OOC) Vandor: dude thats creepy
(OOC) Vandor: we came back within seconds of eachother
(OOC) Vandor wipes off mouth.
(OOC) Eedle zips up |
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Quote: 74; Rating: 0; [+|-]
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(OOC) Vandor: ever stuck your finger in your ear and moved it really fast..... feels great |
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Quote: 76; Rating: 0; [+|-]
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(ADM:OOC) Preksor: Things I enjoy: The sound a waffle makes as you toast it on a quiet morning.
(OOC) Vxiz: i enjoy adult entertainment
(ADM:OOC) Preksor: I just dropped my waffle. |
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Quote: 77; Rating: 0; [+|-]
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Scene: Preksor examining Crunch's area.
[Immortal] Preksor: 'Pancakes cost a crapload too'
[Immortal] Crunch: 'THEY'RE PANCAKES'
[Immortal] Crunch: 'FROM IHOP'
[Immortal] Preksor: 'You can rent a ship for less then a plate...of pancakes'
[Immortal] Preksor: 'Those better be some good pancakes'
[Immortal] Crunch: 'You tried them, how good are they? :P'
[Immortal] Preksor: 'You didn't see me puking?'
[Immortal] Crunch: '.....' |
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Quote: 79; Rating: 0; [+|-]
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(OOC) Akarac: he's like a stress ball
(OOC) Akarac: someone just logs on, maybe they're grounded or got a bad grade...
(OOC) Akarac: and they just kill dalenn.
(OOC) Akarac: I don't even think the imms care anymore.
(OOC) Larak: That's true....
(OOC) Akarac: hell, they probably kill him, too.
(IMM:OOC) Milliah: Dalenn should make a stronger character if he doesn't want to keep getting killed so easily. |
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Quote: 80; Rating: 0; [+|-]
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(OOC) Hessen: I will mother your children like a father. |
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Quote: 82; Rating: 0; [+|-]
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(Halan's:Computer) C:/: Connecting to homepage: www.hotgaymen.com
(OOC) Kantar: Too bad it's all text..
(ADM:OOC) Banner: omfg |
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Quote: 83; Rating: 0; [+|-]
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(ADM:OOC) Banner has made a decision.
(ADM:OOC) Banner is closing the MUD.
(ADM:OOC) Banner is moving to Hawaii to become a hair stylist.
(IMM:OOC) Crunch: What does The Mud and The Code think of that?
(MUD:OOC) The Mud: FUCK HAIR
(MUD:OOC) The Code: AND STYLING IT
The Mud and The Code have since determined that Banner has officially
gone insane. No news yet on further developments. |
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Quote: 84; Rating: 0; [+|-]
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(OOC) Watts: Magus, I am a temp leader.
(NH:OOC) Takeda: Lol. Most NR leaders are temp. |
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Quote: 16; Rating: -1; [+|-]
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[Immortal] Banner: 'I built this mud with my own 2 fingers.'
[Immortal] Banner: 'Er .. hands.' |
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Quote: 19; Rating: -1; [+|-]
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Phehteri deposes, 'This mud should be a controlled substance.' |
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Quote: 20; Rating: -1; [+|-]
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'becuse now i gotta re get my shit', deposes Grelis. |
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Quote: 32; Rating: -1; [+|-]
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(OOC) Durka says 'Prac aid will practice the skill aid.'
Aldaric practices aid.
Will stands up and cheers proudly!
Banner shows his approval by clapping his hands together.
(OOC) Will says 'You can now give people aids.' |
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Quote: 49; Rating: -1; [+|-]
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(IMM:OOC) Banner: Lab Wookiees?
(NEWBIE) Kedearian: like lab rats, but more expendable
(IMM:OOC) Banner: Are you railing on Wookiees now?
(NEWBIE) Kedearian: i dislike the walking furballs
(IMM:OOC) Banner: Just because I have fourteen separate labs
testing all of my dangerous coding on Wookiees, doesn't mean you can rail on them.
I am also a member of the CPUFTPOW(Combined People's Union For The Protection of Wookiees) |
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Quote: 55; Rating: -1; [+|-]
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[Immortal] Vankyre: 'Then sleep with her to rub it in.'
[Immortal] Banner: 'I don't even want my job.'
[Immortal] Banner: 'Yeah, she's like 56 years old.'
[Immortal] Charles: 'Come live with me.'
[Immortal] Vankyre: 'That's even better, Banner. She can't fight back.'
[Immortal] Banner: 'Vankyre, Charles has corrupted you. Seriously.'
[Immortal] Banner: 'You used to be an innocent virgin, and now you're raping old women.' |
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Quote: 85; Rating: -1; [+|-]
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(NEWBIE) Antinous: Cannot make lunch till my brother is finished :'(
(OOC) Zikri: PK him, and take is lunch.
(NEWBIE) Antinous: LOL |
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Quote: 11; Rating: -2; [+|-]
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[Immortal] Banner: 'If a tree falls down in the woods,
and no one is there to see it .. do the other trees laugh?'
[Immortal] Gato: '..only if it falls on a gopher,
causing the gopher to scream like a woman.'
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Quote: 18; Rating: -2; [+|-]
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[Immortal] Gavind: 'I'll go to your bed!'
[Immortal] Phehteri: 'Nah, you don't want that.'
[Immortal] Phehteri: 'My wife would be pissed. :P' |
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Quote: 27; Rating: -2; [+|-]
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(OOC) Merudo: Over your holographic comlink: Emperor Aeran Marok gives you a soft, tender kiss.
(OOC) Aeran: Mistype, sorry. |
| Total Quotes: 85; Pending Quotes 0. |
Rows: 102; Queries: 55; Top. |
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